I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
