i can't believe i had my finger in that
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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