So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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