i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sex in a hospital.. check
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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