No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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