So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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