I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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