I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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