Its about making memories worth repressing
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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