Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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