So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How drunk are you?
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