you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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