it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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