Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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