dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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