would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My feet surprised me
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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