are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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