In the future we'll all be gay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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