I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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