Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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