he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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