Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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