But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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