But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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