im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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