Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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