you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The air taste purple.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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