it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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