I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm too high and old for this...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize