Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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