belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't shave. On purpose
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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