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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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