HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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