ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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