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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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