So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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