I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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