how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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