i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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