I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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