I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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