The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
