I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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