Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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