a queef is a wish your heart makes.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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