and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize