Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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