OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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