Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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