on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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