her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
As shirtless as possible
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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