Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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