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(804): View more from Virginia

my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.

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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

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can't say i'm surprised

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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(423): View more from Tennessee

so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.

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(518): View more from New York

idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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(248): View more from Michigan

She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.

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(480): View more from Arizona

You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"

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(360): View more from Washington

Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?

(208): View more from Idaho

You need southern Jesus

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Stupid Covid-19

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The universal cock block of this decade

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