I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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