is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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