is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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