you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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